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Old 2008-04-08, 16:29
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Without taking into account the issue of establishing a stone by God, which he won't be able to pick up, how do you think, may be something in this world, what can God never see?
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Old 2008-04-08, 17:00
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Considering how it plainly says in the bible, he is everywhere. It basically deems this topic worthless.

That aside. My dangly thing is one thing he'll never see. Look at adam and eve! You don't think those small crappy censors with trees and animals just happened to be at that very spot! God Obviously doesn't want to see his children in the "wild."

Hentai aside, I'm going to hell. T_T I'll put a good word in for you guys so the red guy won't take you guys. T_T
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Old 2008-04-08, 17:11
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No see, my interpretation of this whole affair is the god DOES see everything... which makes him a total pervert. Think of all the time he must spend watching guys or couples enjoy their *ahem* "alone time". Furthermore, if you believe creationism, then God gave us those facilities, so clearly they were intended to be used. Besides, if God created us, then doesn't that also make him partially responsible for the creation of porn-in all it's good and bad forms?

Furthermore, if God is a pervert, and god is pure good or pure righteous, then does that not mean that interest in porn or perversion is inherently good? or at least neutral and normal?

Even Catholicism backs up this theory: If god can see and know every sin one commits, and having sex for pleasure is a sin (by their decree at least) then that would prove and convict God guilty of being the universe's greatest voyeur.

Besides, if Heaven is a land of ultimate happiness and pleasure, then don't you think one would be able to enjoy your wife, or someone for all eternity? Men aren't the only ones who take pleasure in the act. In fact, I think some women enjoy it more than us.
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He could see the people of Sodom and Gomorrah lusting after his angels. He could see the RAPE in those lust-filled men's EYES.

I think that settles the matter.

Now can we ask about what God would like to unsee?
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If God watches me play eroge one more time, I'm filing a harassment suit.
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If this is a spambot, it's quite coherent.

Also, I am god.
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"What can God never see?"

The release of an English Shuffle patch.
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Old 2008-04-09, 08:53
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God is omnipresent.

Or he isn't if he so desires. But I believe in a mostly non-interventionalist God, hence why Jesus was made.
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He has hidden cameras all around. He can see you go fap fap and away. He is in everyone's body, whether it's human, animal, plant, rock, hentai picture. He is everything, and since he is everything, he is you... but you can never be him.
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He could see the people of Sodom and Gomorrah lusting after his angels. He could see the RAPE in those lust-filled men's EYES.

I think that settles the matter.

Now can we ask about what God would like to unsee?
I love how people study just one translation of the Bible and don't check out other, less edited/redundantly translated versions.
The word used to describe the intent the people of Sodom and Gomorrah had for the visitors (whether angel or not, even THAT'S debatable) is literally 'to know'. In some cases, it's used to mean to have sex with, and it is clarified by accessory phrases such as 'ABC knew XYZ, and she conceived'. If one were to translate all cases of this phrase as 'to have sex', then God certainly had sex with a lot of his beloved children.
Lot offered his daughters instead - if we were to assume the people of S&G wanted to rape the angels (and that's ignoring the above statement that they actually didn't), then the passage advocates the rape of females. Lovely.
Let's zoom out a little more. Prior to the passages in the Bible about S&G, God is quoted as saying that He *will* go down and see if things are as bad as he has been told. *IF* they are, he will punish the people of S&G. Well, what the heck happened to his omniscience and omnipresence?!
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god can not see stupid spambots like you therefore you're allowed to exists
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God is omnipresent.

Or he isn't if he so desires. But I believe in a mostly non-interventionalist God, hence why Jesus was made.
Heh, truth.
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God is omnipresent.

Or he isn't if he so desires. But I believe in a mostly non-interventionalist God, hence why Jesus was made.
Yeah, I think that settles it. God smiting the wicked or merely smarmy with well-placed lightning bolts is the realm of comedy. And often it's not even good comedy.


...and I thought this was some kind of riddle, like there was a definite, "ooh, look at me, I'm so clever, my wordplay is awesome" answer.
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Yeah, I think that settles it. God smiting the wicked or merely smarmy with well-placed lightning bolts is the realm of comedy. And often it's not even good comedy.


...and I thought this was some kind of riddle, like there was a definite, "ooh, look at me, I'm so clever, my wordplay is awesome" answer.
I thought somebody was going to call me stupid, and spark my third fight here XP


EDIT: @ mister unregistered...first off, translating what God sees into what God rapes doesn't make sense because God doesn't rape people -_-. Second, to a man, God "coming down" can mean many things, and I said he is Omnipresent..quote myself "if he so desires", meaning he may not be at the time (as stupid as it sounds)
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