Worst Eroge Thread

[Asceai]

Originally Posted by Charuru

Lol. Pregnant sex is the best sex, know from experience.

But this game sounds really horrible. There are loads and loads of good games that could be translated, games that people would actually play. What's the deal with translating the worst eroge in recent memory.

It's not the worst eroge in recent memory. I bought and played the worst eroge in recent memory the other day. (nsfw)

[kouryuu]

Originally Posted by Asceai

It's not the worst eroge in recent memory. I bought and played the worst eroge in recent memory the other day. (nsfw)

I took a look at that website, and read what they had up there... How is that game so bad? It seems rather fun, at least for a nukige.

[koji_leo]

if you're :
1.a child(read : underage)
2.not into nukige then PL is that so bad cz it's nukige


currently I'm playing PL(with my lousy jpnse) and it's impressing me enough

it's heartwarming, man...

[Asceai]

Originally Posted by kouryuu

I took a look at that website, and read what they had up there... How is that game so bad? It seems rather fun, at least for a nukige.

You'd think that, and I thought that too - I like hypnosis eroges, which was why it interested me. Furthermore, the scenario writer for it is Banya Izumi, who happens to be pretty awesome. But no, basically it's 4 short stories that unfold in the exact same way and go from an introduction to ridiculous rape in 1-2 minutes, then you get an ending based on the order in which you took the scenarios. I seriously haven't played a recently-released eroge this bad, and I've played a LOT of bad nukige.

[kouryuu]

Ahh, so it's poor delivery and not enough follow through with the routes. That does kind of suck. It looked so promising too. BTW, have you played Pigeon Blood? I thought that was pretty good for a nukige, as long as you don't mind a little hardcore BDSM.

[Asceai]

Haven't played Pigeon Blood, but as it's on dlsite (most of abogado powers' stuff is, I think) I might give it a shot.

[kouryuu]

Pigeon Blood isn't for the faint at heart, and the routes are fairly simple to follow (It's a training game), but I thought they managed to put a fair amount of decent story in there despite being a nukige. I also found the card game they used for the "Exhibition" to be a fun little extra mini-game.

[Message]

Pigeon Blood has some superbly groovy music, is all I know. ^^

Worst eroges in my experience are those early titles released for the English market. Not only did the games suck, the translations were generally so fubar'ed it's hard to beat them overall. ~_~

[Asceai]

Yeah, but they don't have much on that GAIA game that rips off 'Little Match Girl', which is a >6000円 title that's about half an hour long, anime-quality (this is not a compliment) art and in which you play the poor match girl, trying to go around selling her matches (it's a sci-fi story so they're more of a portable energy source) without getting raped, until eventually you find a robot that came back from a battle of some kind which befriends the match girl. Then, in the ending, the match girl gets raped (it's inevitable no matter what you do), the robot goes and saves her by blasting the guy that did it to kingdom come, then she tries to use all her matches to save the robot, and the girl dies. I'm not sure if the ending was supposed to be heartwarming or not >_>

GAIA survived for 6 years by shitting out some of the worst eroges ever made (many of them are right down the bottom of EGS) - I don't know how they did it, but some of their games are a sight to behold all right >_>

[Toranth]

My "Worst Eroge EVAR" is actually in English: Water Closet.
Not exactly 'recent' memory, although it does lurk in my nightmares... even after almost 10 years.

[Tetsurou]

Originally Posted by Asceai

Furthermore, the scenario writer for it is Banya Izumi, who happens to be pretty awesome.

Speaking of which (and on a loosely related sidenote) makes me hope for Kabane Maid-chan to Kichiku na Goshujin-sama (aka Neccoslave and Puppet Master) to make it for a Comiket77 release.

To Heart2: Another Days.

[Asceai]

Originally Posted by Tetsurou

Speaking of which (and on a loosely related sidenote) makes me hope for Kabane Maid-chan to Kichiku na Goshujin-sama (aka Neccoslave and Puppet Master) to make it for a Comiket77 release.

Yes; it's projected to come out this year. Probably going to be released for DL sales shortly after though, which is when I'll nab it. Also speaking of Banya Izumi, anyone else looking forward to the next LiLiM Darkness title, an NTR game (kind of redundant given everything by lilim darkness is ntr) written by him? I know I am, but only because he's writing it =p

[Minimoto]

I haven't played as many as you guys probably, and I tend to avoid games like the Lilim Darkness Titles, I tried Discipline and didn't like it, guess games of those types aren't my thing, but the worst one up to date for me is that one called Tasty Shafts that MangaGamers translated.

[koji_leo]

me?
katayoku no tenshi n HEARTBREAK

not that suck, just the art off my mood